Sexy. Crazy. Stupid.

When a client asks for help at 4pm on a Friday

whatshouldwecalltechsupport:

My level of service is just like:

When I have to explain the same thing to the same person every week:

whatshouldwecalltechsupport:

When I tell a client I will take their enhancement requests to our engineering team

whatshouldwecalltechsupport:

I turn to my coworker like:

Favorite hobbies in this city?

whilstinsf:

When someone calls it: Frisco…

whilstinsf:

Is that a new Asian-fusion food truck with a clever name?

whilstinsf:

When I hear a story about myself from last night

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I’m drunk & crying and my friend suggests ordering pizza

whatshouldwecallme:

when my parents try to make me do chores when I come home from school. i hate when they do this!

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I facebook stalk the guy I made out with last night and he’s actually cute

whatshouldbetchescallme: